Post by TJR
I've heard it referred to in aus.tv numerous times but am yet to know
the full story. Can someone please enlighten me?
Google it there are heaps of stories
When i was young I thought she was so hot
Found this at
Jennifer Keyte with a champagne bottle up her coit. I was in grade 6 so
it must have been 1990. Everyone at school was saying she had gone to
hospital with a champagne bottle up her arse. Everybody seems to
remember the story and the topic comes up every couple of years. I've
heard many different versions. The classic was the champagne bottle,
then I heard it was a VB long neck (apparently Johnny Diesel lost his
bottle opener). Come to think of I remember that my mate is school told
me that Johnny Diesel peeled a banana and instead of putting it "right
on the tip of his tongue" he shoved it in her wooza, something about the
body rejecting fibre, ra ra ra, and she ends up in hospital. Then a
couple of years ago I asked an older guy at work if he remembered it and
he reckons it was a Vegimite jar (at least they didn't use foreign owned
condements). If anyone has a different version I'd love to hear it.
Remember guys, don't let the truth get in the way of a good rumour. If
it is just a myth, I would love to meet the bored cunt who made it up
because everyone tells the story like it's fact. Please help anyone.